My family and I watching a very old man running on the side of the road.
Jenny: Good job dude.
Me: I hate seeing people that are a zillion years old and are way more fit than me. It makes me feel pathetic.
Dad: Those are the people that will die first in a zombie apocalypse because they can’t subside on beef-a-roni.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
please do not criticize the things i do for my own enjoyment